That shouldn't have happened, it's a reptile of peace.

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

senorpond:

i want to form a band called ‘the homeless’ and when my band get’s haters and they’ll say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’ everybody else will be like wtf what kind of sick person are you how dare you but without them knowing that ‘the homeless’ is actually my awesome band

dragonsoverhead:

jesterx2:

batceline:

the worst part of creating an original character is figuring out their last name

I go through cemeteries and jot down the most interesting ones.

That’s actually a really good idea thank you

otterboxes:

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position